#today was a serious win all the same tho

[twentysidednerd]

while hawaiian shirts still give me massive amounts of gender euphoria, i fear cargo pants are slowly creeping up towards that number one spot because i just bought my first pair today and this is legitimately the sexiest i‘ve felt in so long

i haven’t combined them with the hawaiian shirts yet but when i do, it’s all over for you fuckers /lhj

[christhopersturniolo]

୨ HOCKEY PROBLEMS ୧

summary: you have been having some problems in your relationship with Chris, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t loves you.

notes: this is my first time writing a fanfic, I've always wanted to create one since 2020. english isn't my first language, it's probably not very detailed and there might be some mistakes, so don't expect too much lol. but give me feedback tho, l'd love to know what you think!

warnings: sexual assault, cussing, fluff, about three thousand words I think.

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My relationship with my boyfriend Chris is not the best. Well, at least, not now.

Lately we’ve been arguing all day long over stupid things, like who gets the last slice of pizza, or who gets the last word in a discussion. And it always ends in the same way. Silent treatment, from both sides. But it's not like Chris or I enjoy it. Most nights, I hear him in the bathroom, where he spend hours in tears. It’s horrible and makes me feel like a piece of shit. Hearing him cry only adds to my own feelings of guilt.

And how do we make things up? Sex, over and over. He would fuck the attitude out of me if he had to.

Me and Chris made a pinky promise that I would never miss any of his Hockey games. And I never did, cause i know how much my presence is important to him. And especially cause we are always in good terms the days before any of his games, but not today, we just argued again about nothing, we haven't talked for the past two days.

Nick and Matt, Chris's brothers, usually text me and offer to pick me up for Chris's games, but this time, their texts never came. It’s like they knew how our relationship was going. Chris definitely told them something.

Now you see myself driving to the arena where he plays in, the game is about to start in 20 minutes, and with this traffic, I don’t know if I will be there in time.

Red sign for the past 5 minutes. I have cars in front of me, behind me and next to me. Fuck. I start getting anxious. My nerves are on edge. I bit my nails subconsciously, the habit I got from my dad. My leg starts shaking. I can’t mess up things even more, I gotta be there, I have to be there.

After what feels like an eternity stuck in traffic, the car in front of me finally starts moving. I let out a sigh of relief as I find a parking spot. After that, I enter the venue where Chris plays (Which wasn’t that big, cause he plays in a small team in our city.)

Before taking a seat I scan the crowd anxiously, searching for any familiar faces, no one, I can’t find anyone, not even his two brothers. “Fuck it” I mumble to myself and I just get in a seat with some random people next to me.

The game is about to start, the crowd is already cheering. The players are drinking water and getting ready to get in the rink. My eyes examine each one of them, looking for Chris, number three. He was with a serious face. ‘Are he’s eyes red?’ I think to myself as I narrow my eyes, my vision is bad as shit, but I can tell he’s eyes are all puffy. He has some big dark circles underneath his pretty blue eyes, he looks fucking exhausted, It was evident that he was crying just now.

The players finally begin to take to the ice, their skates gliding across the surface as they prepare for the game to begin.

On Chris's team, there are six talented players, used to winning every single game. However, this time, they were against a really good team. Chris hated that team. I hated that team. Well, not really the team, but one of the players: Cam, Cameron.

Cam is a completely fucking jerk, in college he would always try to hit on me, but I’ve never really went with his face, what would get on his nerves, especially when I started dating Chris. It went to the point where he would force me to have intimate things with him. He was the worst human alive, and I would do anything to see him dead.

FLASHBACK

I just had PE, finding myself alone in the girls locker room as I change clothes. The sound of the front door opening echoed, followed by quiet footsteps creeping up behind me, sending shivers down my spine. I try to ignore it.

As I slipped my shirt back on, I felt two hands grip the sides of my hips, and a warm breath brushed against my neck. I freeze for two seconds. I know this is not Chris. Without thinking, I instinctively push the hands away and I turn around quickly, only to come face to face with Cameron.

I glare at him, my heart racing with a mix of fear and anger. His smirk widens as he takes a step closer, invading my personal space. "What's the rush, sweetheart?" He whispers, his voice dripping with arrogance.

I take a step back feeling the wall behind me getting closer "What are you even doing here? Get the fuck away from me, Cameron" I say firmly, trying to sound like i’m not scared, but the reality is that I’m pissing my pants.

He chuckles like he’s making fun of me, his eyes glinting with malice. "Or what? You'll tell your precious boyfriend Chris?" He teases, moving closer until I can feel his breath on my face. grabbing my waist and pinning them against the wall. "Come on, babe, you know you want it as much as I do.." he affirms, leaning in to kiss me, touching his lips on mines.

“Get the fuck away!” I whisper yell as i try to punch him away but he grabs my wrists. I struggle against his hold, but his grip tightens, his fingers digging into my skin, definitely leaving red marks.

I don’t know what to do. I can’t move. I start panicking. This is my end.

Tears blur my vision as I plead "Cameron, stop!" My voice trembles with fear as he kisses me, his lips rough and demanding against mine. Each kiss is a painful reminder of my vulnerability. Each kiss feels like a violation. I feel dirty, tainted by his touch everywhere in my body. A wave of nausea churns in the pit of my stomach as I try to move him away from me.

"Stop fucking fighting, you are not getting away from me" He murmurs against my lips "You deserve this, you want this.” I try to move as he keeps pinning me "You think I don’t see the eyes you give me when I walk by? Huh slut?" He scoffs, his hot breath against my face. "You were begging for this."

“I wasn’t begging for any of this. I never gave him any ‘eyes,’ he’s fucking delusional!” I think to myself, but my words remain trapped in my throat, suffocated.

As his lips travel down to my neck, leaving a trail of unwanted kisses, I can’t do anything more than start crying and screaming, kicking my legs and arms.

I never went back to those lockers again.

END OF THE FLASHBACK

I hated him so fucking much, and Chris did even more. And now, they are about to compete against each other.

The moment Chris stepped onto the rink, I could see his eyes looking for someone known on the crowd. Desperately, I raised my hand and waved, hoping he would spot me. And he did. His face automatically softened into a gentle smile, erasing some of the tension that had been weighing on me, but he was still with his tired eyes.

The game started with an intensity that matched the tension in the air. Both teams were determined to win. Cameron eyes were burning with rage. At this point, they weren’t competing as a team, it wasn’t about the game, it was about their personal life.

As the game progressed, the rivalry between them two escalated. They began to argue on the ice, each vying for control of the puck with increasing aggression.

Chris managing to gain possession of the puck and score two goals in less than five minutes. But Cam, folded by his own anger, refused to back down. Without thinking he charged towards him at full speed. Cameron swung his stick, causing Chris to trip and fall hard onto the ice.

“What the fuck is he doing?” I say out loud as I get up from my seat to get a better view. Chris remained on the ground for what felt like an eternity, clearly in pain. Every player on the ice stopped and looked around confused without knowing what to do, but not Cameron. He keeps going with the puck in direction to make a goal, with a visible smile on his lips. But then he notices how everyone really stopped and he slows down too, annoyed, not showing any regret.

The thing is, my boyfriend is in a fetal position on the ice, unable to move and no one is doing anything about it? That’s not happening, not with Chris. Without a second thought, I get up from my seat, whispering apologies to those I brushed past as I made my way to the rink. Ignoring the stares and comments from the crowd, I stepped onto the ice, my focus solely on reaching Chris. I get in the rink. I don’t give a shit about who’s watching me.

Kneeling beside Chris. His nose was bleeding, he looked pale and disoriented. Gently, I placed a hand on his shoulder, my voice trembling with concern. "Chris" I whisper, my voice shaking "Are you okay? Please look at me..” I beg in a desperate tone

Chris struggled to respond, his voice barely above a whisper as he fought through the pain "Y-Yeah.. I’m fine.." His eyes half-closed in discomfort.

Suddenly, the sound of approaching footsteps drew my attention, and I glanced up to see some of the players from both teams getting around us, their expressions a mix of confusion and concern. Sensing the seriousness of the situation, a few of them hurried off to get help, while others stood by, unsure of what to do.

“Is he okay?” One of Chris's teammates asked as he knelt beside me, his voice filled with worry.

My anxiety spiked at the sight of Chris's condition, and I couldn't help but let my frustration show. "No, he’s not!" I replied, my voice unintentionally louder than intended. "Don’t you guys have nurses or some kind of medical staff here?!"

The teammate glanced back at me, his expression uncertain. "Yeah, I’m pretty sure they're on their way, don’t worry, he will be fine” He said sounding unsure.

I gently place Chris head on my lap, whispering sweet and calming words on his ear while we wait for someone help us. What I was saying was comforting me more than Chris.

Finally the arena's medical staff arrived, urging us to clear the area around Chris. They place him on a stretcher and wheeling him out of the rink. As they took Chris away, I followed closely behind them, my steps quickening to keep pace with their hurried movements. "Hey, excuse me," I called out to one of the workers, my voice tinged with desperation "Is it okay if I stay with him?" But they seemed way too focused on their task, ignoring me completely as they rushed Chris to a small emergency room they had here, leaving me behind on the hallway, my heart pounded with worry and frustration. But before I could even process what was happening, a familiar voice cut through the silence. I turn around,

Cameron.

"Look who it is" He says, his gaze fixated on me with an unsettling intensity. "Never thought I'd see you here, playing the concerned girlfriend” He chuckles.

My blood boiled at his words, the memories of his unwanted advances and aggressive behavior flooding back with nauseating clarity. "You're sick, Cameron." My voice trembling with rage “You can’t even stand losing a fucking game, you are insane.” I stay some seconds in silence before talking again "You better stay the hell away from me and Chris."

Cameron's smirk widened, his eyes gleaming with satisfaction as he reveled in my discomfort. "Or what?" He teases, taking a step closer "You gonna hit me? Huh?” He talks in a mocking way

I raised my hand and delivered a good slap on his left cheek, the sound echoing through the empty hallway. "I fucking hate you!" I yell, my voice trembling with rage as I glared at him with undisguised contempt.

Before Cameron could react, the sound of approaching footsteps coming in our attention, and I glanced up to see some of Chris's teammates rushing towards us, their expressions a mix of concern and confusion.

"What's going on here?" The same blonde guy with a four in his shirt asks, his voice tinged with urgency as he eyed Cameron with suspicion.

"Nothing," he muttered, attempting to regain his composure, "I was just.. checking on Chris. But the workers said we have to wait, and unfortunately, I've got somewhere else to be." Cameron lies, fuck he’s good at lying.

He gets closer to me, placing his hand on my shoulder, rubbing it gently. “I hope he gets better” He said in a fake nice tone, like he means it, I move his hand away from me, making him get slightly angry again, he leaves. I watch him go, feeling a sense of relief wash over me knowing that he was finally out of here.

Turning back to Chris's teammate, I say “Anyways..” I take a deep breath “I will just wait here until they say something”

The blonde one nods understanding. “Yeah, that sounds like a plan to me” He replies, his voice filled with sympathy “So, the game was canceled, and we got shit to do, so we can’t really wait here���

“Yeah sure, no problem, I understand” I respond, I try to sound so nice as he is sounding “I'll make sure Chris texts you guys after he leaves the room.”

Chris's teammate nodded appreciatively and they all began to leave to the same direction as Cameron. I sit into a chair next to the door where Chris was, my mind racing thinking about Chris.

Some good ten minutes after, one of the workers is leaving the room, I look up at him, catching his attention. “Excuse me,” I begin, my voice laced with anticipation “can I see Chris?”

He nods, offering a small smile. “Of course, go ahead” He replies kindly before disappearing down the hallway.

Before I enter the room, I take a few deep breaths to control my anxiety. Knocking gently on the door, I slowly open it. He was sitting in a long bench with elastic bandage on his ankle and wrist. Chris's eyes light up at the moment he sees me and a warm smile spreads across his face.

“Shit Chris, I just slapped Cameron in the face!” I say as I close the door behind me. Chris immediately starts laughing. his laugh is contagious. I sit down next to him. “You did not” He keeps laughing

“What’s so funny? I’m being serious” I chuckle, feeling the tension ease from my mind as Chris's laughter fills the room.

"I'm sorry, babe" he says between laughs "But when was that?”

“Literally like fifteen minutes ago! Gosh he’s so fucking annoying! And did you see the way he literally made you fall on purpose? I could break his face right now” I say in a dramatic tone, making him laugh even more.

“Anyways he doesn’t matter..” I look around thinking about what to say “So what did the nurses say?”

Chris's laughter subsides as he leans back against the bench, his expression growing more serious “Nothing much.. I just sprained my foot and my wrist, but nothing much”

“Nothing much?!” I say slightly shocked with his words.

Chris chuckles softly, shaking his head at my reaction. "Okay, maybe it's a bit more than 'nothing much,' but I'll survive" He says with a reassuring smile, though I can see the pain behind his eyes.

I gently reach his injured hand, my thumb tracing comforting circles on the back of his hand. "I'm just glad it's nothing too serious," I say softly, my voice filled with genuine concern. "But still, I can't believe Cameron did that to you! He's such a pussy!" My last sentence makes Chris laugh again.

As I watch him, a sense of relief washes over me, knowing that despite everything, we are still able to find humor in the situation.

Some minutes talking until the silence fills back the room. We are definitely both thinking about the argument we had days ago, cause we didn’t talked since.

“I.. I wasn’t expecting for you to watch the game today” Chris says slightly looking down.

I stay in silence for some seconds “Listen, Chris" I begin, my voice soft but determined "About the arguments we've been having lately.. I know things haven't been the best.. But..” I sigh “But I still care about you, and I always will.”

Chris looks up at me, his eyes softening with emotion as he listens to my words. "I care about you too" He says, his voice filled with sincerity. "I hate that we've been arguing so much, especially over stupid shit.. I just.. I don't want to lose you.”

A small smile tugs at the corners of my lips as I reach out to gently cup his cheek. "You're not going to lose me, Chris." I assure him. My thumb brushing over his skin affectionately.

He gently buries his face on the crook of my neck, I lay my chin on the top of his head, and I wrap my arms around him, holding him close.

"I'm sorry for everything," Chris murmurs against my skin. "I don't want us to keep fighting like this."

Now I run my fingers through his hair, feeling a sense of peace settle over us. "I'm sorry too.." My voice sounding like a whisper. "Let's try to work through this together, okay?" He nods softly.

I kiss his head “I love you.”

“I love you too.” He answers quietly.

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hey, this is the end! i hope you have enjoyed it, if u saw any miss spelling or anything tell me in the comments, please.

also, i think it got kinda confusing cause i was using words on the past and in the present, but idk 😭😭

[jade-jini]

imagine loser g!p yunjin…

(These pics came to save my writer block)

Imagine? I breathe for every word in that sentence anon😭. You get me too well we should kiss anyway.

Loser Yunjin who made you fall for her with her silly jokes and pickup lines and loud personality😭 Yunjin is part of the loser puppy line (yes with minjeong) so you know she gets excited easily. Girlie is loud. Even at lunch time where is crowded af you can easily tell whose loud ass laugh is that. That kept catching your attention, until you recognized her in one of your classes and for some reason couldn’t stop looking at her.

Oh but Yunjin? No she’s noticed you since day 1. Not only noticed you but she fell HARD. She had Sakura already tired ‘cause of how much she’d talk about you. She has dreamy eyes and a dreamy smile just mentioning something you did, something as simple as ���today the professor asked a question and nobody knew. Well, I did, but then- KKURA LISTEN! But then y/n raised her hand really fast! And her answer was even more correct than my answer!”

“How is it more correct if you had the same answer Yunjin—”

“IT WAS MORE CORRECT OK? IT WAS PERFECT! She is perfect :(”. Loser. Loser and simp.

Whenever you walk into the room her friends would tell her and she’d go from playing around recreating this fight scene she saw while playing genshin to just quickly shutting up and be like 🧍🏻‍♀️pretending she was all well behaved and cool but it was too late you saw the whole thing ndkdjdj. She got so embarrassed but you thought it was cute 😭 you’d exchange a few words from time to time but nothing too serious, and she always had either a silly joke or a “pickup line” that was so bad it made you laugh every time. Yunjin in her brain be like: I failed successfully :D!

One day tho some mf saw the way she’d stare at you and told her somebody like you would never even look at a loser like her in that way :( poor baby got so sad that day but plot twist! You started playing genshin ‘cause of her 🥺, favorite character being Yunjin Ofc for obvious reasons (when you told her she blushed so hard ‘cause you winked at her and everything nsjdncjf) and that’s how you started talking to her, asking her questions that you could totally figure out by yourself but shush you needed an excuse to talk to the cute nerdy loser in your program.

I feel like I already talked a lot 💀 so I won’t make it too long explaining exactly how you started dating (here it is!). So now the smut part uhuhu.

Since you bonded well ‘cause of genshin, you’d have a lot of play dates. Sometimes tho, you prefer to watch your gf playing sitting on her lap. At first it was cute, but she moves so much when playing, and you and her dick noticed it before her brain did “... Yun is your mic off?” “Yes baby, why? Hmm? Where are you go—” And before she can process it you’re already on your knees sucking her cock and moaning ‘cause Omg doesn’t it taste and feels amazing in your mouth?? Also thank god you checked if her mic was off because she let out the loudest moan. remember I said she was loud? Yeah it continues here bro. You looked up at her and she was so ready to forget the game and concentrate on only you but you stopped her from getting up and told her to finish playing.

“H-how am I supposed to c - oh fuck ~ concentrate when you’re doing that??…” she said while “complaining” but in the end, obeyed. it was so hard to focus tho, when you kept swirling your tongue around her tip, giving her those hungry sexy eyes that made her whimper every time she looked down at you “Ah! y/n ~ that’s so good baby…”.

She LOVES when you ride her when she’s playing. Being balls deep inside you the moment she wins a match in a game? What’s better than that?! Nothing. “I WON AGAIN YES!” She’d celebrate and get so excited she’d just grab you like you weigh nothing and either pin you against the wall, her desk, the bed Idk anywhere and she’ll fuck you sooo good with the biggest smile. When she gets frustrated or loses tho, you know damn right she’ll grab those hips and make you jump on her dick so hard, relieving her frustration on your pussy (she can use me like this I don’t mind-) and she won’t slow down until the pleasure is bigger than her anger. “Holy fuck Yunjin..!” “That’s for killing me when we were in the same team.” and that’s something you did last week Tf 😭

As I said she gets excited but not only on a daily basis with stuff she likes, she gets hard sooo easily and it’s fun to tease. You’re straddling her, grinding on her lap, teasing her about how hard she got just by kissing and she’d try to come up with something to tease you back but her brain is off because of how good you feel doing that and because she’s a loser “w-well my dick is bigger than yours!” Like ??? Yeah it is bro it is 😭 you just laugh making her embarrassed. “well yes, yes it is baby. And I love it” you’d say and she’d just blush and go back to kiss you neidjdq.

But she’s also so sweet :( you’d tell her you missed her and she’d softly say “I missed you too y/n…” while hugging you by the waist tightly, and leaving a little kiss on your nose. (Random cutie moment sorry I felt like it 🧍🏻‍♀️).

Oh yeah! Yunjin loveeees kisses. She’s always all over you kissing your face, your hands, your neck and shoulders and back when is exposed, and the rest of your body when is just you and her 🙊. She loves praising you by doing this. And she LOVES when you do it back. A sad day gets better the moment she sees you and you leave a kiss in her forehead (istg her tail goes brrr and she shows that perfect teeth smile).

She loves when you go from her neck to her chest to her stomach to between her legs. When you leave kisses and little bites on her thighs, and shower her cock with kisses that come with a little whimper every time. She finds it as sexy as it is cute too. You for sure have several pics of her dick with lipstick prints.

Cockwarming? Yes. But with her, this is a way of teasing YOU. It’s the only way she knows 😭 I’ll explain. Trying to overstimulate her does NOT work ‘cause her stamina and sex drive are HIGH. If you get tired when riding her be sure that she’ll grab your thighs and pound you fast and hard. She can go for hours, in different positions, never running out of cum.

“Yunjin.. please I can’t feel my legs”

“Hmmgh just one more.. feels so good, need to come in your pretty pussy..” she says as if she didn’t come in it so much already that even your floor is full of it ‘cause of how much it’s dripping down your legs. But you cant say no to her :( her cock feels too good you could die the happiest as long as it’s deep inside you <333.

Pussy drunk Yunjin? Uh yes FUCK YES. She can eat you out for HOURS. And not just ‘cause she loveees to make you feel good but it’s for her own pleasure too that woman just loves the way you tastes and how you make a mess in her mouth when you come. You’re the one ending up overstimulated ‘cause her mouth is Fuckin attached to your pussy like she’d die without it. “Just one more, for me baby please~” and ughhh there she has you coming for The Who knows what’th time already. Random but she’s 0 dom most of the time (I’d call her a service switch) all silly 😭

“Good girl, hehe.”

“Shut up and come kiss me.”

Just as she asks for “one more” in bed she also does it after it when you guys are cuddling and resting and pampering each other 🥺 in the morning when you both have to get ready she’d pull you back to bed “baby we have class in 30 minutes” “just 5 more minutes, please~” “I don’t wanna fail class Jen!” “I’ll do all your homework let’s just cuddle a little moreee~” and how to say no to that (the cuddles I mean-) lets bfr you can’t. You just can’t.

I’m genuinely so in love with her like y’all don’t understand. I could fantasize about her all day. Thank you anon I love my girlie so much <3

[riki-riks-chick]

Jungwon gets jealous after you spend time with another guy (innocently tho). Y/n is not a cheater. Wonie is just feeling possessive. 🙃

Trading Times ┃Y.JW

jealous!jungwon x reader

jungwon gets jealous bc yn is hanging out with her childhood best friend.

fluff! jealous jw, best friend jay, no cheater behavior, yn is whipped for jw, kisses, jw doesn't know how special he is to yn.

wdct: 1.6k

tyy for this request ♡

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Third Person POV~

"Hey, Y/n... Do you maybe wanna hang out later?.." Jungwon asks, wrapping his arms around you as you finish up washing the dishes. "Sorry, baby.. Jay is back in town for the week so he asked me to hang out with him so we could catch up." You respond as he pouts. "Then tomorrow?.."

You sigh, turning off the tap and drying your hands before turning to face Jungwon. "Tomorrow I'm supposed to go visit his mom. I haven't seen her in three years... I promise we'll hang out the day after." You answer as he nods. "Okay.. I'll just ask Sunoo if he wants to hang out.."

You smile, giving him a quick kiss. "I have to go get dressed.. Sorry I couldn't go out with you today.." You mumble as he nods. "It's fine.. Have fun."

You then head upstairs, showering, doing your hair, and getting dressed before slipping into your most comfortable sneakers.

After making sure you had everything you needed, you made your way downstairs. Jungwon had just walked out of the kitchen. "You look so pretty, but you're wearing jeans?" He questions, knowing you hate wearing jeans, and you nod. "Yeah, I only wear skirts when I'm out with you.. They're usually pretty short, so I don't wanna risk anyone who isn't you trying to get an eyeful."

He nods at your explanation. "Okay.. Are these at least comfortable for you? They wont feel too tight after you eat?" He asks as you nod. "I'm fine, they're comfortable.. Now I gotta go, bye Jungwon."

You kiss his cheek before grabbing your keys and leaving the house. As soon as he hears the lock click he lets out the biggest sigh.

Within the next thirty minutes, Sunoo comes over and now he's forced to listen to all of Jungwon's complaining.

"Jungwon, it's not that serious.. She's known him since they were in diapers damn near. If they were anything more than friends, you would've never had a chance." Sunoo explains as Jungwon groans. "I'm not that stupid, Sunoo. I know she wouldn't cheat on me.. I'm just jealous because whenever he comes to visit, she gives him all her attention."

Sunoo nods. "I guess so, but you have her attention all the time, right?" He asks and Jungwon sighs. "Who's side are you on?"

Sunoo only laughs in response. "I'm on logic's side, let's just have fun for now."

Meanwhile, you had just met up with Jay at a cafe that you two used to study and hang out at all the time. He's already ordered you a drink, so you sit across from him.

"It's good to see you.." He smiles as you nod. "I know, it always feels like it's been forever. We need to see each other more than once a year."

You two spend time catching up, talking about work and just life in general. Eventually he asks about Jungwon. "So, how's your boyfriend?" He questions as you smile, beaming at the thought alone of Jungwon. "He's great.. I love him so much."

Jay smiles at your happiness. "I have something to tell you." You can tell by his dopey smile that he has good news, so you gesture for him to keep speaking. "I have a girlfriend..."

You light up at the news, reaching over the table to grab his hand excitedly. "Oh my god tell me all about her!"

He tells you everything from how he met her down to how they got together. It's all so endearing to hear since you know how badly his last relationship ended.

After talking for over an hour about life, you both went to an arcade together, playing all the games you used to, except you got to win this time.

When your hangout finally came to an end, you parted your ways, planning to see each other around the same time tomorrow.

You got home at around 5pm, ready to see your boyfriend after thinking about what he was up to all day.

"Jungwon, I'm back." You stepped out of your shoes, setting your keys and your bag down as you walked into the living room.

Sunoo was sitting on the arm chair, and Jungwon was asleep on the couch. Some random movie was playing in the background.

"Hey, Sun." You smile as he waves. "Hey, how was your hang out with Jay?" He asks as you hum. "It was fun. How was your hang out with Jungwon?" You question, moving around the couch to ruffle your sleeping boyfriend's hair.

"It was good, he was complaining for the first hour though." He replied as you nodded. "Sounds about right."

Sunoo decides that he's gonna go home, saying goodbye before leaving. You wake Jungwon up and he's immediately clinging to you. "I missed you.." He pouts, burying his face in the crook of your neck. You chuckle, kissing his temple. "I missed you too.. Let's order something to eat, hm?"

The next day, you're up earlier, because Jay called and said his mom wanted to meet for a late breakfast, early lunch. You agreed simply because you didn't wanna inconvenience his mother.

Jungwon was still sleep when you finished getting ready, so you sat beside him on the bed, shaking him gently. "Jungwon.. Wake up."

He stirs, humming as he wraps his arms around your waist. "Where are you going?.." He mumbles with a pout in his tone. You ruffle his hair. "I'm going to brunch with Jay and his mom.. I'll see you later.."

He nods, kissing your cheek before burying his head into his pillow. You get up, patting his back before leaving.

Your day is spent hanging out with Jay, and catching up with his mother. She tells you about how happy she is that her son is finally in a new relationship, and how she hopes this one ends in marriage.

You're happy to see Jay beaming whenever he talks about his girlfriend, similar to the way he watches you smile whenever you talk about Jungwon.

You end up spending much more time than usual hanging out with Jay, and when you finally get home, it's around 8pm.

You look for Jungwon, not finding him in the kitchen, or the living room.

You know he usually doesn't sleep this early, but you check the bedroom anyway, and surely there's a Jungwon shaped lump beneath your covers.

You kick off your shoes, dropping your jacket somewhere along the way as you climb onto the bed, pulling the covers off of his head. "I'm back, baby.." You leaned down to kiss his cheek, pushing his hair out of his face.

He didn't seem too thrilled to see you. "Wonnie.. What's wrong?" You question as he sighs. "You've been gone all day... I've just been here by myself.. All the while you're hanging out with Jay.." He pouts, turning over to look at you. You frown, leaning against the headboard. "Jungwon.. You know it's not like that.. It's been almost a year since I last saw him.. We just wanted to catch up.." You explained for what seemed like the thousandth time since you first introduced Jungwon to Jay.

He had always gotten jealous, but you thought things were different now. You'd been with Jungwon for almost three years now after all. It seems that he still isn't too fond of your relationship with Jay.

"I just.. I wish I knew you like he did.. He's known you since you were a kid... He has so many memories to share with you, and I hardly just found out that you used to dream of being a famous pianist when you were a kid.. I know I shouldn't, but I get jealous.." He explains, avoiding your eyes as you take his hands in yours.

"I understand.. I know Jay and I are close, but I promise you.. You know me in ways Jay couldn't even imagine.. You know how I kiss, my love language, the playlist I listen to when I shower, and even every step of my skincare routine in order.. You're my boyfriend.. Jay could never beat that.." Jungwon sits up, smiling at your words as he hugs you. "I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to make you feel bad about it.." He mumbles in your ear, pulling back to kiss your forehead.

You smile brightly at him. "It's okay to be jealous.. I can't imagine how you must feel seeing your girlfriend be close to another guy.. I'm glad that you trust me though.."

He nods, pinching your cheek. "I try not to be to controlling.. Otherwise you would leave me for someone else.."

You chuckle in response. "You know what, next time he said he'd bring his girlfriend so I could meet her.. I'll bring you too and we could have a double date.." You say excitedly as Jungwon nods, planting a sweet kiss to your lips.

"That sounds great, baby.."

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[petew21-blog]

The curse of Hecatoncheires

Zayn shouted at us: "All is set guys. Let's get to the table"

Me:"Can't we just play Dungeons and Dragons just as we always do? This seems complicated. It will take us much more time to learn that then playing"

Zayn:"No, we're gonna play this. It's basically a modified version of what we always play. But much more fun."

Alex:"Ok, let's play before the weekend ends. I really wanna do something fun instead of just sitting here."

Zayn:"Oh, you're gonna have enough of fun today.

Ground rules:

We play the story just as we always do

The dice is a way of deciding conflict. But in this game you're not playing against the game. You're playing against each other.

The conflict can be won by throwing a higher number then the other. If you throw a higher number you win what the other person bet in that round"

Me:"Bet? We're gonna bet? With what? We don't have anything."

Zayn:"Actually you do. You have your bodies, your body parts. You can bet them. And the winner has 3 options a) keep your part he won over you, b) swap his part he bet with you or c) donate a part to someone else"

Jordan:"Zayn, this has to be one of the worst game ideas you ever had. Not only it's complicated, but we're just gonna pretend that our parts are not ours but belong to someone else?"

We all started laughing except for Zayn. He was serious. He then threw a cube on the table. It was the same as ourselves we usually played with. But this one glowed.

Zayn:"I see the explaining of rules will be better to do during the game. Right?"

We started the game. Each of us had to bet a part of our bodies.

I bet my feet, Zayn his thumb, Alex wanted to bet his head but Zayn advsied him not to, so he bet his arm. And Jordan wanted to boycot the game as always so he bet his dick.

We play for some time like always. But then me and Jordan stepped on the first fighting platform. Zayn:"Ok, Jordan. It's your time to choose your oponent"

Jordan:"I choose you (he pointed at me). I want your smell feet haha" He then threw the dice with number 15. Fuck I have to throw higher than that. The chances aren't that big tho. I threw the dice and saw the number 7.

Jordan:"Haha. I win your feet!"

Zayn:"Ok now you get to choose a/b/c. A is keeping it, b is swapping it and c is giving it to someone else."

Jordan:"Fine. We'll I'm going with option a. I want to have extra feet."

Suddenly the cube shined brightly. Me and Jordan screamed in pain. I looked down and saw my shoes fall off. Jordan was screaming horribly. He threw always his shoes. His socks ripped and at the same place where his feet grew, another pair grew out. Oddly familiar pair. Jordan looked down in shock.

Jordan:"What the fuck!!! Zayn what the hell is this?! What did you do?"

Zayn:"I already told you the rules. So this is the first option. I wanted to make our game a bit more special, cause I noticed how you guys grew more bored each game we played. So this should be more fun"

Alex:"This shit is incredible" he touched my feet on Jordan's body. I could still feel them a bit but I couldn't move them. Jordan was speechles and touched them too.

Jordan:"Holy shit dude. I have two pairs of feet. I have your feet man! Wow. They're really big. And really smelly. Have you washed them recently?"

Me:"Hey! Of course I did. I just... sweat a lot. It's a condition. I can't help it."

Zayn:"Ok, you have to pick another betting part and then we can continue"

I picked my dick just as Jordan has.

We proceeded and then Alex got in a duel with Zayn. Alex won.

Alex:"Ok, so... I don't want to be a freak like Jordan. I want to swap our two parts"

They also screamed. Alex's arm disappeared and now instead of it only Zayn's thumb was visible. Zayn's arm now instead of his thumb grew out another arm. It was massively long

Alex:"Zayn, but you said we would swap the parts. I just wanted your thumb instead of mine not this shit. I look like a freak. And so do you..."

Zayn:"Well those were the rules. If you want to swap the identical part and not the one that was threw in as a bet, you have to say so. Ok my new part to bet is my index finger"

Alex:"Bet something meaningful atleast. You now have my arm to bet"

Zayn:"Ok, you're right. I bet my feet."

Alex:"Ok, I bet my whole leg, cause I don't want this game to last the whole day"

We continued. I couldn't really get of the chair without my feet. "Guys I'm gonna have to pee sooner or later. Some of you might help me."

Zayn;"Don't worry about it. We'll help you out somehow."

Now it was my time to battle someone. I picked Jordan and won. "I want to swap our dicks."

Jordan stood up screaming as his dick disappeared. He looked down and my own emerged. I looked down as well and saw his in the place where mine was."

Jordan:"Did you do this on purpose? I have to pee now dude."

Me:"Haha, yeah I did. I wanted to know if it would work."

Jordan ran (or limped with his new set of feet) to the bathroom and locked himself in:"Play without me. I'll be back soon"

We played the story for a while without any conflict, but now we had to wait for Jordan to come out. He really took some time in there.

He got out of the bathroom sweaty, smiling and with his shirt tucked behind his shorts

Me:"Dude, don't tell me you have..."

Jordan:"Hell yes I did. And I must say you have a magnificent dick. The cum shot on the wall is the biggest proof of it."

Me:"You're disgusting Jordan. What if I did the same?"

Jordan:"Don't act like you don't want to right now."

Zayn:"Guys, let's play, you can get even in another way."

Me:"Jordan, don't be a pussy and bet something big this time."

Jordan:"Fine I bet my lower body half, dick excluded. I'm keeping yours for a while"

Me:"Don't be a bitch. I bet my whole body without my head... And Jordan's dick"

Jordan:"Fine, well so do I."

Alex and Zayn just observed amused. We continued.

Now Alex dueled me. I lost. Jesus no...

Alex pitied me I think, but maybe missed his arm. "I want your body you betted to be swapped with mine."

I now had feet again, but lost an arm in the process. I could feel Alex's muscular body form under my clothes. I used my remaining hand and trailed the abs under my shirt and the beautiful pecs. Then I flexed his biceps"

Alex:"Enjoying it huh?"

Me:"Dude, I never knew it feels so good to be this tight"

Jordan threw the dice and this time - number 20

Zayn:"Shit. I thought it would take some more time before I had to explain this one. Ok, so now we all are under the curse of Hecatoncheires."

Me:"What's that?"

Zayn:"It's a beast from greek mythology with hunderds of heads, hands and legs"

Alex:"So what does that mean for us?"

Zayn:"You now have to throw 15 or above to not be cursed."

Jordan:"What happens if we fail?"

Zayn:"Well... let's play and see shall we?" Zayn diverted from the question

Zayn threw 15, lucky guy. Alex threw 5 so he was doomed. Jordan threw 19. It was my turn now. Fuck 2

Zayn:"Ok, guys. You now have to go next to each other. And hug"

We did so. Nothing happened at first, but now we were both stuck. We couldn't move from each other. We were merging. I just watched as Jordan's horrified face ran from the room and Zayn went to get him.

But me and Alex were still merging. Now our body had a massive chest made out of our two harlves. My other parts were moved to the left side while Alex's moved to the right.

We were left with one extra pair of lehs without feet and only one extra arm and a thumb next to my arm.

Our dicks grew out right next to each other.

I couldn't look at Alex. He was directly next to my head. Limiting to see. We tried to get to the mirror. But our movement was really unorganised. We eventually got there to see what kind of a monster we became.

What caught my attention was our new combined crotch

The lines of two dicks were clearly visible

I took my only arm and with my hand I grabbed our crotch

Alex:"What are you doing man? That's my dick!"

Me:"I'm sorry Alex, but that's our dicks right now. I can feel both of them"

We both put our hands on them. We both could feel every part of our merged bodies. But I could control only the left part and Alex controled the right side of our body.

Alex:"Well, shitting is gonna be interesting"

I could feel we were both horny. I was a bit more because of the fact that the dick on my side was actually Alex's and Alex now had Jordan's

I unzipped our jeans. Alex gave me an approving smile. I lowered to jeans to see the new creation now

Alex:"I can't believe Jordan's dick is bigger than mine. I always thought he was small."

Me:"Well yours isn't fully hard yet, so don't worry."

I grabbed his dick and started jerking it. So did Alex, but he was jerking Jordan's dick. The whole time we were moaning in sync as we both felt the same. We knew how the other one felt. And in sync we shot loads from our dicks"

Just as we finished Zayn and Jordan came back into the room

Jordan realising that it's his dick that Alex was now holding got angry and went towards UA

Zayn:"Wait, Jordan you can't touch them!"

Jordan ran straight to us and probably wanted to scream something but ended up being absorbed into us. The pain started again. Jordan now emerged between us. New arms grew out, new legs, my dick in the middle and Jordan's head right between us

Zayn:"That's what I was trying to tell you. It's called a curse for a reason

Our new body was now a mix of hands everywhere trying to feel everything. Jordan was still screaming. But me and Alex knew that it was the first massive wave of all our feelings combined. The more people were part of our body the more pleasure we had. It was ecstatic and overwhelming.

Alex:"Come on Zayn. Join us"

Zayn:"I would, honestly. But someone has to reverse this"

We sat down next to the table to continue playing. I now controled an Jordans left arm and Alex controlled his right one. Jordan was now trapped until we were joined by another person.

Zayn kept playing. Quite nervous from what he caused. He finished the game out of fear as he watched us enjoy the senses of our combined body

The game ended but nothing happened. We didn't care. We were now feeling amazing. All three of us.

Zayn:"I... I don't know what happened. I thought it would all revert back to normal."

We stood up and slowly crept behind Zayn reading the manual to the dice

Me:"Oh don't worry about that. We can sort this out tommorow"

Alex:"What a great game you set up for us"

Jordan:"Truly one of the best. And you didn't even get to enjoy it enough"

Me:"I think you should relax now."

We got really close and Zayn probably got suspicious, but it was too late for him. I grabbed his arm and that was all that was needed for him to merge into us.

Zayn:"Oh god, this really feels amazing. We can feel everything multiplied"

Hecatoncheire:"We are amazing. We love our body. We are Hecatoncheire! And we need more beautiful bodies to join us!"

[ficyorick]

[BE] deleted scenes clean-up :) - ch5

with chapter 6 published, heres a scene i was holding onto from chapter 5 (the one with the kessler reveal). originally, butcher was going to disclose a bit more about his traumatic childhood, prompting homelander to be a rude cunt to him. i removed that scene bc i felt like it was a). too self-aware for both of them b). i didnt want homelander to be TOO feisty from the get-go, i wanted to work up to it. i still like this scene tho, like homelander WOULD just ask someone 'why did ur parents even have you 🤨'. i'm sad we also lost some butcher reflecting on his abusive childhood (and how it might echo what he's doing to HL now) but i do think the chapter is better without this. the scene was cut before the final edits so pls excuse grammar/clunkiness

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“My da was a proper fuckin’ asshole...” He informed Homelander. The former Supe glanced at him, probably surprised at the topic. Billy rarely spoke about himself, after all, Homelander was the star of this show. But maybe the hangover was making him nostalgic for the good ol’ times. “He’d beat the shit out of me mum and my younger brother.” Butcher conveniently left himself out of that sentence. 

He watched for a reaction. Homelander just slightly reclined and propped his head up with his fist, trying to appear like he wasn’t listening. As if Butcher didn’t know he was dying for anything that wasn’t related to his own suffering. 

“So when I tell you that Soldier Boy would’ve fucked ya up… More than you already are…” Billy raised his palm and swooped it through the air in a cutting motion, slapping his own knee. “You better believe it.” 

“Ugh.” Homelander just made an annoyed noise. “I’m not taking advice from a man who zip-tied me. Or a human raised by other humans. It’s not the fucking same.” 

“How’s it different?” Butcher raised a brow. 

“It just is.” Homelander shrugged. And then, suddenly emboldened, he scoffed at him again: “Why’d your parents have you?” 

Butcher snorted. Another testament to how funny Homelander was. 

“Oi, you rude fuckin’ twat. You can’t just ask people that.” 

“I’m serious.”

”People don’t always… plan for things.” Billy always just assumed he was a happy little accident. Because he could never imagine his mom and his dad sitting down to plan a family, picking out a house and the nearest school, already crossing off days till he was born. Or maybe the worse scenario was that it was exactly how it happened. And then just a few years after he was born, he made everything go to shit. 

“What’s that like?” Homelander interrupted his musings, an insistent question next to him. 

“What’s what like?” He muttered. 

“Having no reason behind your existence.” 

“Fuck me, you’re a rude cunt today.” Billy all but whistled.

”I’m serious. What’s it like to just be born with no committee over your head?” Homelander was now staring at him with a very unimpressed look in his eyes, his head still propped up. Like he just got challenged to a fight he could win without breaking a sweat. “Nobody had to sign off on an executive decision to make you to keep stakeholders happy. What’s that like?” 

Billy just watched him. And looked away. Maybe discussing the finer points of parenthood and child upbringing with a lab rat didn’t make as much sense as he thought it did.

[haecien]

Birthday Wishes X.MG

A/n - this fic is for my baby @mirxzii <33 HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYY !!!! I literally love u sm I'll try to get this out on march 20th or the start of march ! Also we are both march babies and your birthday is 6 days ahead of mine<33 (we are literally twins atp) I HOPE U ENJOY THE FIC <33 Also happy birthday to everyone else who is celebrating their birthdays on march mwa <3 (divider creds @/cafekitsune & @/saradika-graphics)

Also babka looks so good👁

Synopsis - Being an idol is tough, especially with your strict diet. You wanted to celebrate your birthday in peace but your company thought otherwise, but here comes your boyfriend to the rescue.

Genre/s - Idol!Minghao x idol!reader, fluff, secret relationship, tried to make this gender neutral so y/n is in a split group (kard situation just imagine whatever gender you wish to be! <3), also a mix between smau + written!

Warnings - Mentions of food, Strict(ish) diets mentioned, Cursing, Body shaming(?), use of petnames, If you find more warnings I should add lmk! <3

Wc - est 700 words?

You just got back from a fan meeting, you're so tired and exhausted from it. You were annoyed from how many aegyo requests you got today though.... but you're atleast happy you got tons of gifts from your fans.

" My God... this is a mountain of gifts, so many jewelry this time tho! — "

One of your bandmates butted in " Well... you did mention on a weverse post you been wanting to buy new jewelry, and it is your birthday soon anyways— " Oh, my, God.

Did you really just forget your own birthday? Your OWN birthday?

" I— I JUST FORGOT MY OWN BIRTHDAY. MAKES SENSE WHY I RECIVED SO MANY GIFTS I WHAA- " you again got cutted off but this time by your manager.

" Listen up, we have a busy schedule today and the next few days. And I know y/n its your birthday in a few days, we'll host a weverse live and all that— " " Will there be cake? "

" What? " " You heard me, will there be cake? "

If there was one way to describe you, its that you love your sweets very much. There are numerous compilations of just you eating and adoring sweets as your fans found your sweet tooth the most cutest thing ever.

" Y/n please tell me you're being serious right now— Some netizens are noticing you're putting on some weight. That's a risk to your image! " Your manager scolded you, leaving you and your band members to be silent for a bit.

Your bright smile quickly faded into a slight frown, you were about to say something but quickly closed your mouth.

The leader of your group stepped up and tried to break the tension, " Thank you manager-nim, let's talk a bit later since the members are tired from the fan meeting— I'll see you in the afternoon. "

Your leader bowed down, as the manager left, " Y/n, I know you're a bit upset but you need to know hes trying to look out for you. If they say you need to limit on the cake then you need too. "

You nodded, looking upset.

The leader sighed and looked at you, reaching for there wallet. " Lets buy some Babka, you said you were craving that right? " suddenly you wernt feeling sad, your eyes lightened up. You quickly nodded your head, the leader giggled at your expression and your band headed out of the building to buy foods and treats.

That was your boyfriend for you, the one and only Xu minghao. The public doesn't know you two are dating besides mutual friends and members. Really you both didn't expect you'd be dating each other, your first meeting of each other was scuffed.

It was just when you newly debuted a year after seventeens debut, you were both at a music show award and they won their first award. You rarely knew these guys but you felt so happy for them.

Later after the awardings you saw the same band backstage, you wanting to be friendly approached them. " Hi! I'm y/n from (group name) , I just wanted to congratulate you guys for your first win! " the member who was closest to you looked a bit confused but just gave you a polite smile and a simple thank you, it was a bit awkward so one of the other members from seventeen came forward.

"Thank you y/n, oh I'm seungkwan! That was the8, hes a bit shy and he is still learning Korean and English so bare with him please... " you laughed it off and said it was fine.

After that it felt like the universe just wanted to make you go together at every award show at this point, it was like you couldn't escape them.

So naturally you both expected to always see each other during award shows and sometimes even variety shows. Some of your fans started to notice it and made a little fun inside joke which you all talked about with each other.

When one group is absent the other gets confused, usually after the show you'd be frantically texting each other bombarding everyone with "WHERE ARE YOU" texts. Because of these interactions your groups were very close behind the cameras, so its expected the whole fan base would be shocked to see a picture of you and minghao walking together, alone.

The company cleared it up by saying how it wasn't really them, obviously that didn't work... but the issue died down and no one really remembers it. Non the less after all of that you both still managed to have one of the most best relationships you both have.

But, telling the members the news of you guys dating sent them absolutely going bat shit crazy. After that some members slipped in a little joke or hint about you two, though the fans suprisingly didn't notice.

Time skip — The day of your birthday.

The day has started and you open your weverse notifications and you were bombarded with happy birthday messages, all of your colleagues, members, friends, family all greeted you a happy birthday.

Your birthday live was canceled due to conflicting schedules and you not having the energy but you assured your fans about it saying how you'll do a live as quickly as possible.

Your birthday was great, it was still missing one key thing. Ofcourse the cake, you and your members had a little private party and your company strictly told your members to NOT give you any sweets or anything that might make you gain weight, all you could eat was stupid salads and like one cupcake.

What a killjoy.

You saw everyone else eating whatever they wanted, you envied how much some people didn't care about their weight. It made you feel sick over how people were just eating and stuffing their faces with all kinds of sweets, on your own fucking birthday.

After your little party you went back to your dorm, you were surprised to see your door unlocked though.

You swore it was locked an hour ago, what if someone went in? Shit worse a fan went inside and maybe installed cameras inside?

Or left a creepy note with cameras! Your heart was beating while you slowly entered your dorm, closing and locking the door. You heard a metal sound, its sounds like something fell from the kitchen.

Scared, you grabbed a umbrella that was beside your door and held onto it tightly. You ran towards the kitchen and just started swinging the umbrella around trying to hit whoever or whatever was there.

You heard a thud and looked up, " Fuck— HAO? "

Minghao rubbed his head and looked down at you, " Happy birthday? " he had cake frosting all over his face and hands, and chocolate on his lips.

You dropped the umbrella " Oh baby I'm so sorry for hitting you oh my— you look fucking messy by the way." Minghao rolled his eyes at you.

" Thank you genius. "

Minghao pulled you in his arms and gave you a little peck on the cheek, " Now your face is covered in chocolate too. "

" Ew, the chocolate tastes good but ew... "

"Oh boo hoo, I know you're happy to see me. "

Yeah, he was right. Of course you're happy to see him. The only thing that could cheer you up after having a shitty day was your boyfriend.

Even if sometimes your schedules are packed for the week you still both secretly met up on breaks, hey what can I say your companies are close.

You peaked behind minghao and saw a glimpse of a beautiful wrapped box before he blocked your view again, " Aha, not now love. Later you'll see what I have prepared for you. "

"Come on, you love me right? Can't I have a little peak? " you cupped his cheeks in your hands, shaking his head a bit. " Nope, that doesn't work on me. Even if it's your birthday. "

" It will ruin the surprise ! "

Minghao convinced you to go into your living room and put on your favorite show to keep you distracted for a bit.

— After awhile Minghao covered your eyes and lead you back into the kitchen again.

" Happy birthday my dearest, y/n. "

Your kitchen was beautifully decorated, the balloons in your favorite color, the smell of the candle filling the room. The snacks on the counter, freshly made just for you and him.

And most importantly, the strawberry cake on the table.

Your reaction made Minghao giggle, " I'm assuming you like it baby? " you felt like you were about to tear up, " Hao, I love it so much, its better than the party my members did. "

" Im glad you like it, I'm sorry if I don't have much for your gifts but here. "

He gave you an envelope, labeled " To my dearest, y/n "

You opened it to see a letter. You quickly read the letter ;

" My dearest, y/n.

No matter how old you're turning today, I wish I'd spend all of my lives seeing you. I want to grow old with you and stay by your side, I want you to be my first and last, the person I'd marry and have my future with.

I know things haven't been the most easiest but I'm so glad you're still with me til this day. You have dealt with me for so long, you helped me when I was at my lowest. I wish to repay you back with every cent I have.

But if I cant repay you with money then I shall repay you with my life.

Happiest of birthdays to you my love. "

TAGLIST — @slytherinshua , @weird-bookworm , @woozvc , @bangantokchy , @mayashu , @mirxzii , @glosskirt , @amxlia-stars , @addicsvt , @isabellah29 , @hrts4hanniehae

[ratfuzz]

✫stan, eric and kenny with kitchen witch reader headcanons✫

a/n: kyle one!! finally got to other boys. there's a liiittle bit of suggestive theme and drug joke in kenny one. characters are aged up, reader is gender neutral

stan marsh

doesn't really care about you being a kitchen witch, be who you want to be, believe in what you want to believe

making him special coffee/tea every morning

he started to hate waking up early a bit less (or maybe it's just you being by his side)

he's a kisser, he's a hugger, so expect at least one kiss on a cheek while you cook (will not hug you when you do this without consent tho)

s o u p

make him soup

or make soup with him together, that's nice too

with something silly like veggies in shape of something or just chicken and star soup

you two sometimes fight about who's making breakfast today, but you know, this is not serious of course (either way you win even if he's the one cooking it for the most part)

helps you carve or burn sigils in spoons and things

i'd say he needs the same thing as kyle, something with anti-anxiety spell, but also something that generally will help him with sleep

eric cartman

you probably picked him up by making something with a love spell (it would be funnier if it was blood love spell with espresso, but it would work better with a cake)

lmao, you didn't even have to put a spell on it, he's probably hooked just by your cooking

if you tell him about the fact that you're a witch he'd act like this all is total bullshit, but then ask if you can make something poisonous (of course you can, but it doesn't have to do anything with you been a kitchen witch) or with a curse ((don't fucking do it, though he loves you, it doesn't mean he will not turn you in to cops if something goes wrong i didn't tell you this))

prefers your pastry, but basically loves everything you make

likes looking at you while you cook (will not help you)

even more curious about sigils than kyle

but in the way that he doesn't really trust you (don't blame him, there's a lot of reasons for him to not trust people)

making sigils with eric, so he knows for sure meaning of them

tbh he's really impatient when it comes to you cooking, he doesn't understand why you prefer to take your time with cooking even if you can make it faster and doesn't listen when you explain

at least it looks like it

can bring up something you said later and it kind of surprises you

tries to be less bitchy with you later on

definitely asks you to make something for him with specific sigil for it

kenny mccormick

if you will not make him kfc wings recreation, i will haunt you in your dreams

doesn't really have a preference in your cooking

kenny is most likely the only one of main 4 to remember everything you say about witchery (he's just generally a good listener i think)

would make some type of sigil for shits and giggles (maybe literally)

love spells with emphasis on better sex life aren't needed, lol, but he would totally ask you for this as part of roleplay

ate all your donuts with sugar powder and tried to get away with it by saying that powder on his clothes is cocaine

if you cook together, he will always be distracted by your beauty, sometimes it's better to just let him sit in the kitchen with you

really likes how aprons look on you

so yeah another reason to wear them

any kind spell will do, boy needs more nice things in his life

making forever weed brownies together <3

a/n: honestly, i thought i will never write anything for kenny. wow. cool. we'll see, maybe i will make one with girls or butters/marjorine idkidk

[laladellakang]

YES YES YES PLEASE I’m literally down for anything whether it’s a drabble or some ideas u just had just give me sth 😭😭😭( on a serious note tho it’s fine take your time love)

thank you so much!! here’s some of the drafts i have so far! maybe you guys have some ideas to add on these?

"Della?" Jungwon looked up from his phone to look at the girl beside him. He could've sworn he heard her breath get heavier.

"Look at Koya!" her eyes were watering when she showed him a video of her youngest cat. "He's so cute," she tried to blink the tears away. She can't ruin her makeup or she'll get scolded and probably cry harder.

"He really is so cute. He kinda looks like his mom," he helped fan the tears away. "Here, have a lollipop."

"Yay!"

[della’s period episode]

"It also sucks that I wasn't the first one," SHIT, I'm fucking blushing.

I know these guys literally just asked me to be their girlfriend but it's still crazy to me that they actually have feelings for me. Like- Jake actually wants to kiss me? Holy fuck.

[first kisses, della’s pov]

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"We can have a few sessions together if you want. That way we can meet more often," it's no secret that Kazuha (well.. Le Sserafim in general) wants to get closer to the girl. Given that they're the same age, in the same industry, from the same company, and that she can speak Kazuha's mother tongue really well.

"I would like that," Kazuha reciprocated Della's high-five.

[extras: hybe caterers]

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"Guys- go play the strawberry game or something with the kids while Jay and I check in," Heeseung instructed the rest of Enha.

"Okay, hyung, "Okay, oppa," the six and their kids watched them walk away.

"Let's get some boba," everyone agreed with Sunoo's suggestion.

They knew that they can't play such games in places like the airport. They'll be way too loud.

[the en-family goes to disneyland tokyo]

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"No but- I'll be so offended if my cooking skills were compared to Sunghoon-oppa," Della joined. "Niki and Sunoo are not that bad."

[ Park Sunghoon (20): Number 1 worst cook in ENHYPEN ]

[en-o’clock 14&15]

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"So Della, you're going to be standing on top of here, and just stand there," the staff instructed the girl dressed in a white gown. "We'll shoot a few far away shots with Enhypen in the bottom and then you can come down for the close ups, okay?"

"Yes, understood," Della nodded her head once.

[au: nonidol!della]

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Della would say that she was comfortable with virtually all of her stage outfits.

Everything was tested beforehand so she was never worried about flashing anyone, especially with how hard their choreos go.

[della wardrobe malfunction (or something like that but i just can’t figure it out)]

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“Hear me out..." Heeseung leaned against the sink. "Have you ever seen any of us naked?"

"Bro- ew," Jake's eyes widened.

[nsfw: ramyeonz threesome]

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"You're gonna win. No way," the older laughed. "Try with one of the guys."

"Let's try, Lala," Youngbin suddenly offered.

[scenario: the guys getting jealous during i-land]

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"Two what?!" Jake asked, laughing at what Della called them, causing her to burst too.

"Today I was supposed to be alone but two invaders decided to join," Della translated in Korean, talking in between laughs.

"Guys she called us idiots!" Jake protested, still off-camera and making Della laugh more.

"Sunghoon-oppa and Jake-oppa!" Della announced with an applause. The two boys appeared from both sides of the screen, Jake from the left and Sunghoon on the right.

[v-live: jallahoon (y’all this was OLD OLD. over a year old omg)]

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several thumbnails i planned to use but… idk now

[della living up to the korea’s siren title]

[kang della giving major dom vibes]

[whoever put tyd together is a genius]

[enhypen: our favourite poly couple part 63278129]

[dangerous-disposition]

So me and my GM get along rly well even tho a lot of ppl are scared of him and thinks he's an asshole but like.... He's actually just.......... I'm gonna say Very Particular, Very Numbers Oriented, and Very Serious In Demeanor, yeah? He and I are very similar in our communication style which is Blunt And Assertive so he and I communicate rly well like he doesn't beat around the bush or add all this fluff to his emails and questions that makes it fucking impossible to discern his actual goddamn question, etc.

ANYWAY, I get feedback constantly that I don't smile enough, or ppl ask me if I'm okay all day bc I'm not smiling so today I made a point to fucking smile every time I made eye contact with someone and every fucking time the person was like "😟 what?" like so confused which like.... Okay

Anyway at the end of the day I smiled at my fave coworker when he came up to bitch about being stuck in a meeting up until the end of his shift and I smiled when he walked up and he was like "what? Why are u smiling?" and I was like "bc I made eye contact with u! All day I've been trying to smile more and every time ppl have been spooked by it!" and my GM started laughing his ass off in his office and he was like "we just can't win can we Gerry? The same thing happens to me" so as I was actually leaving he was like "no more smiling, u hear me?" and I was like "right back at u, sir!" and he laughed his ass off again

[silvertsundere]

Silver Talks AniManga (28/05/23)

no imas or jigokuraku anime this week cause they were both on break nothing else of note I don't think, p chill week

Anime

Megumin Ep8

honestly there's not much I have to say about the episode itself BUT last episode, I thought the cook guy sounded super familiar but I didn't look it up but at the start of this ep he was talking and I was like "man no way they got majima for this random guy" but they actually did and also, there was an animation error, right before this screen there's a far shot of the scene and she has her hood on in it, despite not having it on before AND after it so that was funny to spot

Mashle Ep7

we're finally really in the first battle arc, tho the animation continues to be nothing impressive as expected. hoping that at least the big fight with the boss looks good but we'll see. I also forgot that razor showed up here too so that was nice, hope that his fight gets some love too cause he deserves it. tho I did like how the text at the bottom there sunk in sync with mash that was a cute touch, it was also all wobbly while he was talking underwater

Pokemon Horizons Ep8

what the hell bocchi the tuber has a face good ep tho, the livestream with her reading the baddies' goon's comment was funny and riko's reaction to having her comment read was great too, average chatter moment lmao also in 2 more weeks we're getting anime nemona so very excited for that, hopefully she has a good voice

Manga

Blooming Love Ch5

she just keeps getting better and better really cute chap, it's a shame that this series is gonna switch to be every other week instead of weekly but with how fast it's moving (for a romance) it prob won't be that bad

Dandadan Ch107

we finally out of the vamola backstory and back into the action very cool chap, especially seeing the pay off of momo seeing all that and regretting how she treated vamola my favourite part were these 2 panels, in opposites pages, after the exact same amount and layout of panels above it. the parallel of how soft momo's eyes are when she's reassuring vamola and then how sharp and serious they are when glaring at the aliens is extremely good

Kindergarten WARS Ch7 - 9

it's p funny how much of a lover boy dough is anyway good chaps, mostly action but it was good

Saihate Quarter Ch13

you know, for a series that has the risk of getting axed it sure doesn't feel like it's building towards a conclusion so maybe it won't happen that soon

Kaiju 8 Ch86

you know, since #9 took over the old man, this makes a lot of sense but since they didn't mention it in the shinomiya fight I hope it isn't just a thing for this one kaijiu cause of narumi's relationship with isao. it's still cool anyway, but it would be kinda lame for the baddies to have access to something like this, giving the number kaijus isao's knowledge and not doing it but we'll see

Pension Life Vampire Ch7

what the hell?? a serious chap? I know it had some goofs but it was still surprising to see something serious happen. tho it most likely won't be as bad as it sounds next time

Shuumatsu no Valkyrie Ch78

nothing much going in this chapter other than setting up the fighters for the next round leonidas and apollo, totally expecting apollo to win but we'll see how it goes

ST☆R: Strike it Rich Ch3

it was good timing to check yesterday when the new chap was gonna come out cause I didn't realize it'd be today. anyway, this was the end of the lil introductory arc so should be getting a lot more fights from now on

The Ichinose Family's Deadly Sins Ch26

SEE I CALLED IT however many weeks ago I did, I said that him waking up from the dream wasn't real and he was still in the coma and looks like I was right. god this shit just keeps running around in circles while I'm begging it to end.

Fabricant 100 Ch23

very convinient for her to suddenly get a new hidden power she had all along and was never hinted at when they're fighting the final boss

Nue's Exorcist Ch3

introducing some more eye candy to the series isn't a bad idea, tho that one panel of fanservice was pretty unnecessary. still nothing great so far, but he's finally met one of the exorcists nue mentioned before and they're setting up a club to deal with spirits and stuff, which will help give some structure to the series in the coming chaps. we'll see how it goes from here but I'm still not very hopeful about it's chances with how bad ch1 and 2 were.

Kill Blue Ch6

interesting choice to have the first 5 pages of the chapter have no dialogue but it worked well enough I think. this was basically all about the cliffhanger from the previous chap but I didn't expect things to progress this fast

Do Retry Ch4

this guy jacking it WAY too much but anyway, they're using the money each fight is worth as a sort of power level so that's neat, tho it doesn't mean much at the moment that this guy's worth 10k when there's nothing else as a point of reference

Witch Watch Ch110

you know fran only got introduced semi recently but her chaps are some of the most fun ones, tho this one felt like it repeated the same joke a bit too much for me

Cipher Academy Ch25

nice chap finishing setting up the next arc which will be 1v1 tournament style battles between the different classes, tho we'll most likely only see the class A ones for obvious reasons. I also liked to see iroha using others' mannerisms like they talk about here and later in the chap too, it's cute and it also reminds me of medaka

Blue Box Ch102

good chap, especially that big scenery shot very pretty. the ending is very exciting too the confession may be happening sooner than expected

Spy x Family Ch81

very weird to have a whole chapter with not yor or anya and with no jokes either, tho it's a good change of pace I think

Tenmaku Cinema Ch7

nice chap, like I said last time it's good that's already doing filming and not wasting much time

Undead Unluck Ch160

phil's arc is over, it wasn't as good as the other ones of fuuko putting back the team together but I liked that for once fuuko's plans didn't go like expected from her previous knowledge

Mashle Ch157

cool chap, it was nice seeing the baddies mash has beaten helping out. also not related to the chap but me and mega were talking about it yesterday and we're p sure mashle won't end while the anime is airing which would explain all the stalling not that long ago

The Elusive Samurai Ch111

weird to see a chapter without the main cast, but not a bad chap, just setting up the current situation of the country and the various faction after tokiyuki's failed war, just some more chaps and we'll go back to them. tho I'm curious to see if matsui is gonna follow historical fact or do something original when that happens, but I'm leaning more towards the latter

Sakamoto Days Ch120

extremely good chapter to end the flashback sequence, more than half the chap had no text boxes and was all great action. just makes me hope and pray even harder than when it does get an anime adaptation it gets the treatment it deserves unlike what mashle has been getting

Akane-banashi Ch63

nice chap, I knew the salesman wouldn't lose to this guy that didn't get any screentime before this competition, tho I didn't expect to see his backstory, hopefully it'll only be a bit of next chapter instead of dragging on for too long

Ayakashi Triangle Ch131

suzu............. not much to say tho, it was mostly set up for this next lil arc tho that ending was p funny. yabuki reading doujins for these ideas

[galaxystar17]

FAVORITE PLAY CHARACTERS - TSUZURU, ROUND 3 RESULTS

-> Poll #8 [Luke vs Merlin]

Luke (56,5%) / Merlin (43,5%)

All votes: 46

Honestly I'm quite surprised by the results (in a positive way tho). I was pretty sure Merlin would win as not only he was prevailing in votes most of the time, but I also saw a lot of people being his fans (dont blame them cause lowkey same lol). And yet suddenly I'm checking the results and boom there he is. There is our alchemist Luke.

Well what can i say, you can't deceive us anymore Merlin. Your time has passed. /j

On a more serious note, congrats to Luke for winning the fave troupe role for Tsuzuru❤️ Today we'll have the final poll for overall role and tomorrow we're proceeding with Citron ^^

[jentlemahae]

Everyone upset at Blackpink for winning the Best Female Group. Okay let’s unpack why everyone has been silent about the same group consistently getting a daesang every year when there have been songs/groups who performed better? Mind you, Blackpink have never even stepped foot in MAMA and probably didn’t even know it was today.

yeah exactly 😐 and thing is that *** keep getting all those awards with the most sinfully mediocre content ever, yet no one can say a peep, but god forbid bp win something! and also like …… they won best female group, not even a super serious award like fshsjs why is there so much backlash !! don’t get me wrong tho a win is still a win !!!!!!

[wrestlezon]

aew dynamite 11/16/22 liveblog containment zone

startin' today's show like 45 mins late (again)

claudio & danielson vs jericho & sammy

is this a tornado tag bcc elbow time oh it was just them being wild, this is a regular tag match claudio is so strong. big lift i still need to buy the ppv… the idea of telling my friends to wait until its on the crimesites to see max become aew champ is pretty funny though itd be funny but theyd rip me limb from limb danielson lookin good and doing cool moves. im not a danielsonsuperfan (he doesnt do anything for me) but i can appreciate the man im glad he doesnt spraytan classic Baseball Bat Move sammy yelling at danielson again: "I hate you! i hate you so much" sorry last time was so fucking funny. "i hate you you stupid dragon" LMAO i love it when they do a forward roll into a tag. sometimes it feels so extraneous bullying danielson… claudio out here Tossing Guys around oooo bowens vs swerve is up next lmao i thought danielson was going to slam sammy into the cameraman. but no it was the corner post slam slammy danielson yes kicks! sammy biting all match cool lionsault by jericho crowd sounds weird. are they just quiet or are the mics off not that i blame them for not being hype for the nth bcc vs jas match mesmerized by claudio spinning jericho... woo the bcc win

video promo of moxley vs mjf

very cool. i liked moxley's evil laugh my friends are crooning about their favorite special guy mjf now

commercial…

darby short film

darby being a black and weird film weirdo is a cool thing. too bad about the everything else tho

backstage with lethal's crew and jeff jarrett is here too

theyre hooting and hollering

bowens vs strickland

we getting raps im hip and with the times and i understood the references to current events oh its music video time! lmfao stokely used up their dick word allowance for the rest of the year. itll be bleeps from now on that certainly was a rap. im nodding and clapping, max caster my friends pining for visual confirmation of maxwell and caster being the same room together

we starting the actual match off with looney tunes shouldertapping man bowens is good so is swerve. i love watching swerve wrestle throwing bowens right into the front row!! cool pose swerve. thanks oof. bloody lip pushups… aew fight forever game winning "best sports/racing game" at gamescom and i got confused and wondered why they put a racing segment in this wrestle game yeowch that arm kick swerve won! but did he kill bowen's shoulder… is there Lasting Effects...

video promo of jade vs nyla

i love the conflict between these two. tbs champion vs "tbs champion" is such a good bit. i hope nyla wins she is SO good on the mic and also funny. if nyla loses i will go insane. what else is there for jade to do!

samoa joe! promo in the ring

ring of honor time oh yeah he needs to explain himself for turning on wardlow huh i mean its pretty cut and dry. hes a serious tough guy and doesnt take any guff. why would he take guff from WARDLOW. hes SAMOA JOE oh! its powerhouse hobbs telling joe to get in line he's been kicking wardlow's ass this whole time! oh now its wardlow's turn to come out the classic sneak up from behind attack lmao the locker room runs out to stop them! not even bothering with security when samoa joe, powerhouse hobbs, and wardlow is involved wardlow slams all the security off him and the dark order are just like hmm actually go ahead we're not gonna stop you (this is good and i love the dark order) whoa cool flip out of the ring by wardlow

commercial... 2!!

backstage promo by britt baker

oh she mad doesnt baker have the uhhh owen hart championship thing? remember that? i forgot about it. it feels like its been a very long time since ive seen it serious britt baker dmd promo itt. preddy good

top flight + ar fox vs death triangle

oh HELL Yes im glad darius is back. im excited to see him wrestle! death triangle has SUCH a cool and stylish intro wow! arizona and san fran aew shows? :)c wrestling ar fox with the tumbling and rolls. hell yeah! hes smooth his ringpost flip has such movement on it pac just sits and they fling him into the air for ar fox's attack! that was a cool bit! death triangle triple team move on ar fox in retaliation ah its pip time. everyone chill down the commentators are goofing again penta jumping off the corner to do his special move: Ultimate Taint Dropkick the areola, or as taz likes to call it: the Dot on the Chest whoa loud kickhit on ar fox from penta the commentators are still being cheeky. taz: if youre 23 years old-- nothing should be rusty! EVER! top flight leapfrog moves :)c whoa that dante-flip-over-darius-dive move was cool i could barely perceive ar fox's insane top rope somersault nooo theyre gonna make ar fox take the pin?? hes cool though! well… i guess someone has to whoa rey fenix's insane tope pac's special move: Big Spinny Flip. and a pin! they win!

whoa. whats pac on about. is he talking bout the bucks oh! yep. its kenny and the bucks i was JUST thinking about how theyve been holding the belts for kenny and the bucks, but doing a great job of it because their matches rule oh!!!!!!!! theyre all having a match at full gear, not just a return! yay!!!!!!! the elite are back!!!

ethan page vs bandido

its ethan page! yay im glad hes gettin a push. i think hes cute, charismatic, and good on the mic. its also funny that hes such a heel because hes so dang cute bandido got a shiny aew logo on his tights whoa. bandido also very strong. what a slow lift even tony talking about bandido's big muscles. lmao ethan page gettin the big boos lmao the commentators having Height Talk excalibur telling a despondent taz "if you stand on your wallet, you're taller than us both" that was a cool bandido corner counter flip hes got good moves but loses in the end! ethan page time! we want to see a stokely vs mjf promo so bad. theyre both good talkers

promo about the jurassic express cagematch

:0

backstage with saraya

saraya is tired chitchatting. she just wants to fight

commercial! 3

video promo of ortiz and kingston vs jun akiyama and konosuke takeshita!

im so excited for this match on friday :)c

toni storm vs anna jay

shame about the bunny gettin sick. i was really looking forward to that :( oh anna is bein goofy. hee hee someone in the crowd doing the longest yee haw ever oh thats why the crowd sounds so weird. crowds are usually chanting, right? the absence of chanting is odd wait there they are. toni! toni! toni! well, they tried. ok even the commentary are bored by this match theyre out here talkin bout crowd signs during the pip anna jay taps out to the texas cloverleaf! what the. hayter is approaching! toni bumps chests at her. cool

more match announcements

lee moriarty vs hook! athena vs madison rayne! lance archer vs ricky starks! the kingston/ortiz vs akiyama/takeshita match!

the full gear matches! aew champ, tag team champ, woman's champ, roh 4 way, tbs champ... darby n sting vs lethal and jarrett, britt baker vs saraya, samoa joe / wardlow / hobbs three way fight for that championship, trios match of death triangle vs the elite

in ring promo with jon moxley

huh! are they ending the show with a long promo, then? i dont think theres enough time for a match after i wonder whats going to happen then... will there be shenanigans? conflict?? interruptions??? my friends just want to see their guy who the hell is booing moxley in the crowd!!!! moxley you really are the baddest bitch in all the lands. go moxley "im messed up. im a sicko. i cant get enough of violence and fights. its not a good thing. im fucked up in the head" loving the idea of moxley typing out "mjf" into google to do research moxley got a point. mjf does not wrestle CALL HIM OUT MOXLEY!!!!!! MJF IS A WRESTLER COSPLAYER SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT MJF!!! lot for him to live up to-- oh!! its stokely!!! the firm is kicking moxley's ass mjf is here :)c oh my god he is so shaped. like dorito mjf kills everyone in the firm. actually that seemed almost too easy huh will? first name basis now huh? lol "you can make me bleed buckets" oh? bloody mjf at the ppv? pwease? :)c mjf is convincing me that he is sufficiently motivated for this belt oh mjf is using that "convincing the world the devil doesnt exist" bit to cover for him not wrestling a lot moxley takes the mic before mjf can finish his catchphrase oh my god moxley pausing to ask if the ppv is on sunday or saturday LMAO moxley rules nobody would be able to get away with being so nonchalant my friend pointed out at the end that mjf was wearing platforms... man's gotta be tall for the staredown

[havocdream]

Unheard and Unseen - Four

Summary: Vintra is ready for her audience at the Supreme Court of Justice, where the judges will notify her if her proposal will be approved or denied. Because of the importance of that day, Hunter expects a deadly attack to take place.

Word count: 5.2k

Warnings: Weapon descriptions | Mentions of dead people | War discussion | Court hearing | Slight attempt of an attack (not on Hunter's watch tho)

Notes at the end of chapter

Chapter Three -> A bad feeling about it

Masterlist

I want to keep you from being necessary

Wrecker, Crosshair and Hunter were now gathered in the senator's apartment, waiting for Tech to provide Hunter with some previously requested information. Vintra, still with some of her attention on writing her speech, was distracted by the sight of the three clones huddled in front of her as they gasped out most of the points that made her an easy target.

"Today's attackers are dead," came Tech's voice over everyone's communicator. Hunter wasn’t surprised by the news. "Same cause, asphyxiation," Clone Force 99 had encountered thousands of lethal weapons of all kinds since they began serving in the military, and they knew many more from their training. Death by asphyxiation could be caused, in particular cases like this one, by nano droids inserted in the throat that extended to block the victim's air passage and, once dead, self-destructed. Their effect caused burns in the throat, but official medical autopsies never revealed this, as civilian pathologists didn’t have access to this information.

Whoever was responsible for this had to be someone in the government, as this was a highly expensive and confidential weapon.

"I think it’s logical that, whoever the orchestrator is, will act in ways that are difficult to trace due to the senator’s network of information," Hunter explained to his brothers in a low voice so he wouldn’t distract Vintra, from whom he perceived confusion and certain fear to see them acting so suspiciously. "I’m sure that tomorrow, if the Court approves the senator's proposal, there will be enough distracting attacks that will hide a real danger," Crosshair frowned and Wrecker widened his smile.

"Real work! Finally!" the adrenaline lover celebrated. Hunter and Crosshair looked at him reprovingly.

"Someone with access to that kind of weapon... it's possible they could get into the Senate Building and possess weapons of similar lethality to the ‘hangmen’," Crosshair opined, with a more optimistic tone at the unfolding situation. Wrecker was right, but the sniper would never admit it. They were talking about a much bigger challenge than they had psyched themselves up for.

"Crosshair’s right, the Senate Building is probably not that secure..." Hunter knew from the senator's next day's schedule that she was due to give a speech at the Senate's weekly assembly. It was not possible to postpone it or for her not to show up. "We'll have to keep an eye on everything inside that place at all times."

Vintra couldn't help but feel nervous about the attitude of the clones, who were talking to each other in hushed tones and seemed to be discussing something serious. She wondered if there was something of concern regarding her safety, or if they were just complaining to each other about the absurdity of the job.

Nor did the anxiety she felt in her chest about the schedule that awaited her the next day help. She’d know first thing in the morning whether her proposal would be endorsed by the Supreme Court or be in the unpleasant situation of taking on the entire Senate on her own. She had experience of doing so and winning, but it didn't take away from the fact that it was uncomfortable and a headache.

Out of the corner of her eye she watched the group of clones finally separate. Wrecker remained in position and Crosshair proceeded to retreat from the apartment. Hunter approached the senator's desk.

"We're going to have to take certain necessary steps tomorrow, it's an important day," he spoke to her quietly and with his brown gaze fixed on her purple one. Vintra assumed as much, but settled back in her seat anyway at the thought of having to deal with another intense attack.

"Anything I should know?" though Vintra wasn't sure if she wanted to. She had a lot to think about and couldn't fill her head with worry any more. She wished she could put aside her distress for her safety and prioritize the life and rights of the druadan, but the reality was that she couldn't. Her survival instinct wouldn’t let her discard herself.

Hunter watched the Senator's computer screen, and located phrases like "how can we call ourselves a democracy if we resort to more violence to resolve conflicts?" or "preferring to protect revenue over the living beings of this galaxy is one of the reasons the Separatist movement was founded," in the speech the Senator drafted. The sergeant couldn’t understand what Senator Selana was really facing in that battle, which probably had powerful people in the government determined to assassinate her.

The clone, after reading those sentences, could easily see why there would be people angry with her. What he didn't understand was how such strong accusations had anything to do with Druad and the thusten. To him, the senator seemed to be manipulating a sensitive situation with the values of the Republic. She spoke as if he, an army soldier, was indirectly causing the loss of innocent lives and a disgrace to democracy.

"Have you ever stopped to think that perhaps you’d have more allies and fewer death threats if you chose your words better?" said Hunter and pointed to Vintra's speech as he cocked his head and arched his eyebrow in the direction of the computer. He could see the senator's gaze turn serious, even intimidating.

"And how do you suggest I do that? By saying 'please' with a sweet tone or offering something in return?" she challenged the sergeant, incredulous that a soldier would want to advise her on political interactions.

"Or perhaps with less controversial insinuations such as suggesting that the Republic is the cause of the war," the sergeant spat back at her almost in a snarl. His gaze was serious and Vintra could practically see the contempt he was hurling at her. She, however, settled back in her chair to get a better look at the sergeant head on so he could see how serious she was talking.

"It's not a suggestion, sergeant," she replied quietly, with sharp emphasis on every word, "the Republic sealed the start of this war," Hunter couldn't believe it, and had to back up a bit to process what he was hearing. This was a person charged with representing one of the most influential systems in the galactic network, a central figure in total governance. Someone so powerful with such ridiculous ideas.

"Would you rather we let them kill all the innocents? Would you talk like that if it was your planet being occupied?" Vintra knew the sergeant only wanted to lead her down his path to the realization that the Republic was only defending itself from separatist attacks, a very short-sighted opinion in the face of the real picture that had been unfolding for a year now. She was smarter than that.

"Innocents die as we speak now, soldier," Vintra leaned back against the back of her seat, her expression serene and as if everything she said was final. Hunter saw no weak points of counterargument in her stance. It was as if, whatever he said, he’d be wrong for her. "We could stand here all night and have the same discussions that go on in the Senate among thousands and thousands of senators," on top of it, the senator crossed one leg, very comfortably, and rested her arms on the arms of the seat. "I’ll provide points with evidence and reflections that you’ll agree with, and you’ll tell me of experiences that’ll make me concede to certain points... but the reality is that you were created exclusively to engage in war, and I have prepared myself to fight for the welfare of the citizens of my planet and, now as a senator, of the galaxy,"

Silence, steeped in tension, flooded the space between the two. They held each other's gaze for an indefinite time for both, Vintra awaiting some response from the sergeant, who finally conceded to the point made by the politician. He could complain about what she said, but he was not a senator and just complaining accomplished nothing. She was the one who had the power with her opinion, for she was the only one who could go and actually say it out loud and persuade millions to think as she did.

It didn't seem at all fair to the sergeant.

"I’d like to see you think the same after seeing what I have seen," Hunter finally said, for he felt that his service to the thousands of unprotected people wasn’t something to be reduced to being incorrect just because, to her, war shouldn’t exist.

Only a child would think like that.

"Sergeant, wars are much more than just who attacked first and how we respond. You and I are never going to agree because your purpose is to serve post-war, and mine pre-war. I want to keep you from being necessary..." Vintra leaned over her desk, arms resting on it now, and looked at the clone now with a little more patience. It wasn't that complicated for her, she'd had those conversations with many, many people. But she couldn't help but feel the needle of distrust prick her insides. "I used to think like you," she confessed, with a nostalgic tone to her days filled with romantic ideals. There was no trace of them left.

Hunter relaxed his shoulders and sighed through his nose, defeated in that discussion by the mood. The senator was right, their roles didn't fit. But he liked the politicians who recognized the importance and reality of war more than the infantile ones who fought to prevent it.

That day's attire consisted of an ankle-length solid black tailored dress, bare-breasted, with long, delicate sleeves of sheer black fabric adorned with gold-colored leaves, which slid down the senator's arms as they were not tightened. It was adorned by a necklace of three rows of pearls, not so far from the neck, and a golden tiara with gold chains that dangled from the sides and met in the center of the back of the senator's head, like waterfalls adorning the Ederian's long, chestnut hair. Her pointed ears were hidden beneath it.

Hunter might dislike the senator, but he couldn't deny that every time she revealed herself after opening the door to her room each morning, it was a surprise to be admired. That she knew how to show off an outfit, however, didn't take away from his perception of her that she didn't know what she was talking about in the Senate.

The sergeant, already waiting for her at the gate, began the march in front of her, Wrecker in her rear, and the company of Ederian guards behind. They were expecting a day full of diversionary attacks, masking a truly lethal one.

None of the members of Clone Force 99 intended to disturb their impeccable record of successful missions, so they were taking the day's security very seriously.

Hunter had his senses on full blast, Tech remained alert to cameras and sensors. Crosshair watched the heights for snipers, and Wrecker made sure everything around the senator was harmless.

The door to her shuttle platform opened, and Hunter ordered the guards to open the rear of the vehicle. Vintra didn’t move forward until the sergeant made sure she had both doors open. The senator's driver, a dark-skinned, balding human named Lee, greeted them politely.

Her vehicle was escorted by four speeders driven by her guards, who served as shields against any detected attack in traffic, or gunfire from any building. Inside the shuttle, she was accompanied by the clones.

Vintra noticed the details that her new security presented, and she couldn't deny that they made her feel safer. She wondered if it was something from that day or if they were standard measures according to the clones' book.

"Why are you so nervous?" she heard the sergeant's voice next to her. Wrecker was sitting in the co-pilot's seat in front of her. Vintra peeled her gaze from the city she was looking out her window from high above, and turned to look at the clone's helmet. "Do you think your defense is weak?"

That clone sure knew how to piss her off fast.

"What I think is that I don't know how many members in the Court would be personally harmed by my proposal, and so decide to vote to allow more bloodshed," she defended. And those were the words Hunter loathed from her, the ones that insinuated terrorism just because one didn't think like her in a world full of candy and lullabies.

But the clone didn't seek further conversation. And, if that wasn't enough, he couldn't sense much discomfort from the senator either. One could say she didn't care what he thought.

Even Hunter didn't understand why he suddenly felt the need to share his opinions with her. He already knew he couldn't change a politician's mind, so what was he looking for, just to irritate her, to express his displeasure?

It wasn't long before the sergeant suddenly heard the senator's heart racing at a rate that alarmed him, for he assumed it was a seizure. But when he realized that her eyes were fixed on the front, and after understanding what had alarmed her, he dismissed the idea.

The building of the Supreme Court of the Republic stood before them, glorious and terrifying. They were greeted from the front by a row of very tall and thick concrete columns, bone-colored, at the end of a courtyard that housed that morning hundreds gathered before the arrival of the senator, who shouted her name in joy, and on the other hand cursed and insulted her in every possible way. There were already guards in place to keep them out of the senator's way, on Tech's orders, but even so Hunter and Wrecker were going to have to intervene.

The sergeant's eyes scanned the crowd quickly, and he waited for some warning from Tech or Crosshair about the sighting of suspicious behavior. After a while, both clones exited the vehicle, followed by the senator, who provoked a wave of shouts, pleasant and unpleasant, as soon as she revealed herself.

In front of Vintra, who was greeting citizens with smiles and nods, a man managed to overtake the court guard. He ran towards the senator, his face very upset and set in anger, which frightened several people who saw him and the senator herself. Hunter needed only a quick grab at the man's shoulder to twist and immobilize him. He had nothing on him, and after that it didn't take Hunter long to regain his position before someone took advantage of his empty space to attack.

After his action, he noticed a group of people applauding him in appreciation. And he didn’t miss the muffled cries of some in the crowd saying, "thank you for protecting her."

Senator Selana was seated at one of the tables in front of the courtroom and the judge's chair. The two clones behind her, standing at attention for anyone trying to approach her. The four guards stood at each corner of the room like sentries, plus a dozen court guards lined up in front of the wooden fence that separated the senator several feet away from the press and the public, who were taking her pictures and shouting Vintra's name to get an exclusive.

Tech was watching everything through the on-site cameras, to which he had gained access, and Crosshair was just getting out of his speeder to take up position in a building near the courthouse and monitor sniper threats. If the response favored the senator, maybe they were going to see some action.

Vintra kept admiring the room, despite already knowing it quite well after so many years as a senator. It was an ostentatious and imposing infrastructure of high, thick, dark gray walls, with huge windows on the sides starting from the middle of the walls to the ceiling. It had rows of seats for the public in the shape of a half curve, one behind the other. A little further away from these, and separated by the wooden fence, was the convocated part’s table, which consisted of a piece of wood, a simple glass of water and a microphone.

But it was the courtroom the one that was above impressive. A couple of feet away from her stood what Vintra considered a monument. A stone dais several feet above the black floor, with the chair in the center of the prosecutor's seat a little more prominent and larger than those that accompanied it on either side. Behind it, a portrait of the eight judges of the court, hidden by the shadows that surrounded it, adorned the room.

Hunter observed the place with great admiration. He could feel a weight of respect fall on those present, even as they were shouting, and the noise of voices thundered inside. It was due to the infrastructure, Hunter thought, for the walls, the courtroom, the arrangements and the height gave it a rather enormous air that overwhelmed anyone who came under the gaze of the judges or the courtroom itself.

One of the officers announced the entrance of the eight judges and Vintra stood up. She was accompanied by a wave of silence that began to form around the back of the room, until not an audible sound remained. Eight figures took places in each chair of the court, and the central figure, a hard-looking woman, with signs of old age beginning to creep into her face and black hair, sat in the highest of the seats. She invited the audience, and Vintra, to take their seats. Standing there were only the guards and the two clones.

Wrecker swallowed as the judge's ice-blue gaze fell on him. He felt that she was watching him down to his innermost organs and knew everything that had once terrified him. For a second, the clone felt fear that she was looking at him.

Hunter turned to see as he sniffed at his brother's fear, and as he returned his gaze to the front, he was surprised to have perched upon him the two most intimidating eyes the clone had ever seen in his life. They were hypnotic, and almost succeeded in making him uncomfortable as the seconds passed and she didn’t look away.

The one who showed no reaction to the weight of those eyes was Senator Selana. Her experience and friendship with the judge dated back to her rookie days in Coruscant's political circle. However, they weren’t there to catch up on their lives, and Supreme Judge Leara Pennova was highly respected because of her absolute impartiality when it came to sticking to the law. Whether she liked Vintra had nothing to do with the session that was about to begin.

"Senator Selana," greeted the judge to the ederian in front of her. Vintra reciprocated the greeting cordially. "Senator, allow me to extend my sincerest apologies for the lateness of this hearing, as you may know your proposal is not one of easy discussion for many reasons. Both in the Senate and here, there have been tough conversations," the woman's voice surprised Hunter, as he expected a harsher tone. What he encountered was a warm voice, but one that didn’t denote hesitation or fear. It was as if Senator Selana had aged a bit more.

The sergeant turned to look at the senator as soon as he caught her heartbeat quicken. The smell emanating from her body, like rusted metal, gave Hunter the understanding that she was nervous. But the clone had to admit that, if he depended on his eyesight alone, she would’ve fooled him. Vintra's posture was firm and confident, her gaze didn’t waver from the front and her hands in her lap didn’t tremble. But Hunter knew that, inside, the senator was about to burst with despair.

"I have a verdict, Senator, but I would like to provide you with certain points that were discussed during the last month about your case," the judge pulled out a device and handed it through an assistant to the officer who had announced the judges' entrance. He placed it halfway down the aisle between the senator and the judge, and a hologram was displayed with images related to the evidence Vintra had provided to the Court to support her proposal. "Your request, however well-intentioned in your eyes, poses a bureaucratic problem in many spheres that make up the galactic network. Withdrawing troops, weaponry, machinery and supplies is not as easy as it sounds to say. Contracts, jobs, projections at macro levels... you know it would bog down processes that would ultimately trigger another war faster than this Court took to evaluate your proposal," the image changed to a pie chart comparing the sympathy of a sampling of anonymous senators to the bill presented by Vintra. "Tell me, how have your sessions in the Senate been going?"

Vintra moved the microphone closer to her and made sure to take a breath before speaking. Although she knew how to remain calm on the outside, impatience was killing her on the inside. A lot was at stake at that very moment. She knew that nothing she said there would favor her because the decision had already been made. But, still, she wanted to risk gaining more points on her side.

"Good morning, Judge Pennova, judges," greeted the senator to those in front of her. "The Galactic Senate is still having trouble agreeing on the situation in Druad, any point of view for or against is in mind, as it is a case that affects in many, many directions. The discussions are focused on choosing which ones would have less impact than others," she replied with much serenity and a calm step. The judge raised her eyebrows, without undoing the rest of her serious expression.

"In this Court we have millions of cases to which we would like to devote effort and resources, but unfortunately all of that is in short supply in our vast galaxy. As a senator, you know that perfectly well," Judge Pennova sank Vintra's hopes a bit with those words, for she was right, and she practically guessed what she would say next. "Why would we provide it to a petition that has the Senate so divided, and that it will likely be months before we have a resolution?"

Vintra knew it was a rhetorical question, but she felt the need to answer. She could argue, but she wasn’t before mere soft figures she could convince with gimmicks. This was the Supreme Court, judges who hadn't gotten there by having easy hearts to move. They were decision-makers at macro levels.

They were her, but a hell of a lot stricter.

"Senator Selana," she heard the male voice of a Pantorian, a couple of chairs to the right of the judge, "your proposal involves numerous drawbacks as well in terms of the war, aren't the soldiers next to you members of Clone Force 99?" questioned the judge whose last name was Bohn. She stifled a sigh and nodded with conviction and firmness. "Yes, the most efficient unit in the army... I understand that General Kenobi assigned them to you as a mission. But, and you will tell me Senator, isn't it better to use their skills on the front lines to rid our planets of separatist occupation, rather than take on a target that doesn't even have enough votes in its own arena?" the judge posed incredulously, and Vintra, to her chagrin, had to answer this one.

"Besides, Senator," she heard another voice from the left, a Rhodian judge whose last name was Finna, "weren't you one of the main opponents of the clone army? And now you trust them with your life... not very trustworthy example you show," and the judge's tone was precisely one of distrust. Vintra understood this and knew that these were cards stacked against her. Even though she could explain everything, it was going to require each judge to accept it or not. She had no control over that.

"I understand your concerns, Judges Bohn and Finna, and I agree with your points. I know that my new security team isn’t well regarded from the efficient distribution of resources in the middle of a war, and I also don't like the idea of depriving the fate of several people from a unit like this," she tried to explain, her tone still not breaking or showing signs of nervousness or doubt. "However, General Kenobi assured me that their absence would be well balanced, and the moment they are absolutely necessary they will return to the front lines without any inconvenience, whether I have the votes or not, the reality is that my life is in danger these days, and will remain so regardless of the response of this Court, for I will not stop until a vote is reached in the Senate," she defended, and her gaze seemed to have darkened in anger as she spoke, one that wasn’t evident in her tone, of course. "I remain opposed to the clone army, but not the clones, judge," she clarified, "beyond personal reasons why I cannot fully place my trust in them, I understand that they are part of this galaxy. I don’t condemn their existence or their inclusion in our network, you know that what I oppose is their use as an army. Even if that is the only reason for their creation, I disapprove the approval of their use and that the only purpose of these beings is to make war," Vintra wondered if saying that wouldn’t bring her more problems, or if the sergeant to her right would reproach her after the hearing. "And I think that taking their services out of the front is a demonstration of the vision they could propose about a better use of them." Behind Vintra, incomprehensible murmurs suddenly spewed forth until they provoked the attention of the great judge, who demanded order in the courtroom, and no one dared to disobey her. This one returned her icy eyes to the senator in front of her.

"Senator Selana, your ability to ruffle all the places with your controversial words is not news to anyone by now," she observed with a wry, but serious tone. "However, on this occasion you have really pissed off so many people, I wonder if aligning with you will pose a similar danger to those who do," again, it was a rhetorical question she felt the need to answer. "Your whole operation has a sky-high non-monetary cost, and let's not go into the amount in credits as such, shall we? " she knew it, Vintra knew it. "Can you imagine if we allocate these resources so that, in the end, this will pass stalled in the Senate for months or, worse, lose the vote?" the senator wondered why the judge was asking her questions that she knew Vintra had already asked herself. There was no way she didn't know, she wasn't an idiot senator, and everyone there knew it.

But then again, Vintra knew that the reasons that made her decide it was worth it in the end were not necessarily going to be viewed with equal eyes and heart. Each judge would decide if it was something worthwhile, and it was an uncertain question, because, as the great judge was exposing, it had many cons in terms of costs. Deciding not to support it would be, technically, wise. But also, naïve and risky, for Vintra had a lot of public approval, and an unmeasurable information network with which to retaliate and threaten if necessary.

Silence reigned in the room for a couple of tense seconds. Vintra with her gaze fixed on a spot on her desk, a bit anxious for the final answer the great judge would give her. To be honest, she was a bit discouraged, as she could sense the Court's rejection and having to face the Senate defeated and alone, with the danger of losing votes just the same, for without the Court's support, her case would not have much appeal and that was, for some reason, important in deciding whether to do the right thing or not.

Vintra returned her gaze to the great judge when she heard her sigh loudly and lean back in her seat, as if she was tired just from the hearing, before even the truly exasperating thing began. It was too much to come to all of them if she approved. Probably a level of complication that hadn't been seen in years, as public opinion was a crucial issue and a pain in the ass for politicians' reputations. Vintra had taken advantage of that in time.

"Senator, this Court cannot neglect its responsibilities to the Republic to gamble on an uncertain battle, and it certainly cannot rely on you as the sole representative of the Druad case, for it has enough to do with the Galactic Senate," Vintra felt the punch in her stomach before she heard it: "This Court cannot pass your motion with the current powers it possesses," the great judge said, and a hole in Vintra's stomach opened wider and wider as the voices combined in complaints and cheers accompanied by applause. She wanted to collapse, but she wouldn't let herself, not there. Especially when the great judge's voice made its way back to her ears. "Nevertheless! " she repeated the words that had been drowned out by the outrage, and the senator raised her hopeful gaze. "That’s why I have authorized the creation of a department to be charged exclusively with overseeing the Druad conflict, for which we are recruiting volunteer professionals and will rely on donations for its investigation," Vintra's heart suffered an overload of emotion, that she didn't realize she had been out of breath for nearly a minute until her lungs demanded it. The courtroom erupted again in louder voices, and the great judge again demanded order. "After reviewing the evidence and discussing with our full bench, we ruled that this is a case that must be evaluated with full commitment, one that we unfortunately do not have. But we do find violations of the justice system, and we demand that the Senate abide by its signed promises and consent to separatist negotiations to neutralize this conflict once and for all," every word that came out of the great judge's mouth filled Vintra with joy, who had been struggling all the while to keep her smile and excitement from taking complete possession of her. Her face remained passive, with a hint of pride. "The function of this department will be to investigate Senator Selana's accusations to the Republic, inform the judges of important observations and create negotiation bridges exclusively on the Druad case with separatist representatives," she informed with much complacency in her voice, as if she knew she was making the right decision. In Vintra's eyes, she was. "We hope to count with your cooperation, Senator Selana, and the ederian information network to work more effectively," was the last thing the great judge said to Vintra, before standing up to face the rest of the audience and being immediately mimicked by her and the other judges. "Have a good day."

Chapter Five -> No safe place

Thank you for reading!!

Things will get darker and a lot more stressful for Vintra, and her relationship with Hunter will remain very professional but some strings will start to pull, in a looot of directions (for good and for bad) ;p

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me: oh there's no way that's- wait i can just look this up

*googles "kamala harris campaign website"* *clicks on kamalaharris.com*

first thing i see:

that's a screenshot of the entire page. then right after i took that screenshot, this popped up (probably not related to the screenshot, i think that was a coincidence):

*click "later"* *click "close"* ok so NOW we'll be getting to the meat of the- MA'AM, AGAIN?

twice, even, wow. well ok that's just kinda annoying but i already knew politicians wanted donations (gotta say "let's win this" is. a little on the nose but alright). maybe her platform will be under "meet kamala harris"?

ok, so there's some things that happened under the biden administration, and she also wants people to know she's pro-choice and anti-voter suppression which. seems like it should be a no-brainer, but this is america, so. ok what else?

some more stuff she's been part of (just throwing this out there tho - grilling kavanaugh was a waste of everybody's time; the man threw a public temper tantrum and the dems still couldn't get rid of him. idk if i would choose this to brag about, personally).

"back on track" is also an interesting thing to be bragging about - it was well-intentioned but imo had serious issues that still haven't been addressed (first and foremost being that you have to plead guilty to be eligible, which already shows a deeply biased viewpoint of the criminal justice system's effectiveness; to be clear this isn't a part of the program itself, it has to do with california's penal code, but it's still a serious issue, and harris herself tied it to her plan directly), it served very few people (only about 241 people fully completed the program, according to an internal da document, although that may not be fully accurate as some of the other numbers didn't quite add up) and also i. don't think there's any actual evidence that it had much effect on sf's crime rates (the rates DID go down, but that had more to do with california being ordered to reduce prison overcrowding and a general decrease in support for overcriminalization).

(for integrity's sake - i used jacobin's article on back on track bc i couldn't really find much else that had anything of value to say, but jacobin is a source with a left-wing bias, and while the sources the author uses seem legit, i would recommend checking them out yourself if you find something a bit funny somewhere)

anyway, let's keep going. we'll find that platform somewhere.

ok that's. great i guess good for her i don't actually care about. any of that (aside from being the first black, south asian, and female vp, which is neat)

well that seems to be it for meet kamala american girl, so maybe her platform is somewhere else. to tim!

resisting the urge to state my personal opinion on the american military and what serving in it says about a person, the first half of this bit is kinda... vague. how many Good American Boy boxes will Terrific Timmy tick off today!

$35 a month for anything would absolutely devastate me if i had diabetes and lived in minnesota and was one of the many-but-not-all people that that applied to, but. well it's actually the same price here i think so not like i can judge (except the schmucks who let/made it get that overpriced; they're going to have to build a new circle of hell just for those fuckers)

speaking of that paragraph, the second half of it starts off strong with a genuinely good thing he did in protecting abortion rights, but it immediately turns right back around and punches itself in the face with the police (yeah cuz you know what america needs? MORE cops)

i don't think his dad being a veteran says much about him except to explain why he joined the military (refraininggggggggg) but i will take this opportunity to dad-flex on him bc my dad burned his draft card <3

ok, reaching out to the i-only-care-about-guns crowd, that's a fair move. not sure what the pheasants did to him personally but if you're gonna hunt something, that's a pretty decent one to go for, i suppose.

good for his daughter? i'm going to assume she was ok with that being super public information bc. now it is.

ok well that's. i mean it doesn't mean a whole lot but alright. moving on i guess

let's see if we can find her platform under "take action"

i'm gonna looooove what i see when i scroll down, i bet

i would not like to do any of those things, if i am being entirely honest

maybe events?

THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR WEBSITE ANYMORE, COME ON

maybe her platform is in the last part of her website

at the bottom of this mug

(for the record, i also checked all of these

to see if i could find her platform hiding in them, but.

anyway i'm going to share the faq page bc. it's hilarious to me. i swear i am not making this up:

fortunately, that second to last one actually contains something useful!

don't mind if i do!

aaaaaand sent!

If you go on kamalas website then you'll find not a single campaign proposal is on there. Not one.